Manti Teo - |
"Your Catfish
Friend" by Richard Brautigan
If I were to
live my life
in catfish forms
in scaffolds of skin and whiskersat the bottom of a pond
and you were to come by
one evening when the moon was shining
down into my dark home
and stand there at the edge
of my affection and think, "It's beautiful
here by this pond. I wish
somebody loved me," I'd love you and be your catfish
friend and drive such lonely
thoughts from your mind
and suddenly you would be at peace, and ask yourself, "I wonder
if there are any catfish
in this pond? It seems like
a perfect place for them."
As Congreve
said, “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor
hell a fury like a woman scorned.” No rage is more pure than the rage of one
who has been taken in and knows it. And when the woman scorned is a major
media outlet, woe be unto the object of the fury.
The saga of
Manti Teo, erstwhile Heisman contender from the University of Notre Dame, is
not merely instructive. It fairly screams for sermonic adaptation. Here be
dreams within dreams within dreams. We only thought Inception was fiction. Turns out it’s as true as true can be—or as
true as anyone can weave a web of comfortably lovely untruths.
And to celebrate
the achievement, we get to bandy a newly adapted word—from that most respectable of
all bottom feeders, the catfish. The catfish is the new Eve of the Fallen Eden,
the new Pandora of the celebrated Box, the new Jezebel to be thrown down from
the window and torn apart by the dogs of public discourse.
The “new” term,
which has evolved into the rarified advanced word-form of noun/verb,
owes its origin to Nev and Ariel Shulman and their friend Henry Joost who
created what is probably a faux-documentary, Catfish (2010), based on Nev’s “personal” experience. He “met” a
person online and discovered over time that the person was faking parts of her
networked identity. He decided to follow up anyway and plunge through the maze
of conflicting messages to get to the bottom of who this person really was,
though--given the nature of the film--all that is in doubt. Critics allege the film is too neatly packaged to be showing actual events. As a work, it may
fall into the same genre as Exit Through
the Gift Shop, another piece that mingles truth with dark irony to pack a
message alongside an artistic prank (not quite as onerous as a hoax). Schulman has parlayed his work into an
ongoing MTV series with the same name as his film that explores other incidents
of “catfishing,” or being duped by a false online persona.
Another layer of
irony is that the story about catfish and cod as told in the “documentary” is specious at best. As a boy living in the wetlands of southeast Virginia, I pulled my share of non-predatory catfish from muddy freshwater creeks. In a funny twist, the story may actually derive from a book of sermon illustrations. Regardless of the source, anyone who knows fish or fishing can tell you the story smells, well, you know. And this detail lends yet another touch of farcical comedy to
the development of what is about to be a very common verb.
All
recriminations aside, call this catfish Lenny Kekua in a fish
story that grows more bizarre with the telling. If you don’t know the Manti Teo story, feel free to read it here.” Turns out the Lenny Kekua who died never actually lived, at least not in the
flesh. Several major media outlets, including ESPN, were duped by the story that the star athlete was spending all his spare
time on the phone with his dying love Lenny, all conveniently during the lead
up to Heisman voting. It was a made-for-television drama that got made for
television several times over by those who followed MT with great interest. MT
apparently learned at some point that Lenny didn’t actually exist, that she was
the creation of someone’s twisted imagination, that she was a special online
plant who blossomed, lived a very short life and died a beautifully tragic
death, all of which just happened to enhance and embellish the true-life story
of the star athlete. Only it was all a lie. What we don’t know, and what is
still unraveling, is how much and exactly when MT knew what we all know now.
Lars and the Real Girl |
The story is a
strange confluence of S1m0ne (’02)
and Lars and the Real Girl (’07)—the
one movie about a digitally manufactured actress pushed on the general public, the
other about a desperately lonely man who is unaware that his girlfriend is a
life-size doll.
Manti Teo, if he
was truly duped (which many doubt) might be granted some slack here. Apparently
the phenomenon of being “catfished” by a manufactured online persona isn’t that
unusual. And it’s not as if the lines of personal identity haven’t already
become blurred by technology anyway.
Who among us
doesn’t want to be viewed in a positive light? We are all of us festooned with
managed imagery every day, costuming ourselves for each role we play. Even the
“genuine” among us who say they are declining to present a facade are, by their
self-selection, presenting a carefully crafted image using loudly muted tones.
But the online
Presence in which we are all granted an Avatar to stand in for our already
altered selves takes the notion of image management to a whole new level. The
gamey face I see in the mirror upon waking may be beautiful in the sight of God
but is clearly unfit for Facebook. In fact, I can carefully control those bits
and angles of me that people see. I can make of myself a sort of digital
commodity and the people who constitute the audience for all of my socially
networked connections (including Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram and Pinterest
and all the burgeoning legion of networking choices) create for me the illusion
of a platform upon which I am perpetually posited. The imaginary crowd that
“follows” me shares its love with comments, likes and favorites. If I am the rhetorical
sort, I can scatter the seedlings of my thoughts upon the masses. If I am the
emotionally needy sort, I can phish in any number of assorted ways for a
cyberhug from my hundreds of besties. If I want to convert my audience of "friends" into a starter market for my wares, I need only self-advertise and
create “pages” to be “liked” or "pinned" or whatever vapid new cyber-verb we introduce. It’s all about empowerment, right? And it has
nothing at all to do with the marketing schemes of the people who were so
obliging as to provide us with such platforms out of the sheer kindness of
their hearts.
Are we all just
a little catfishy? Are we all Lenny Kekua?
I don’t think
so. At the risk of throwing the first stone, the ethical landscape has not
really altered with the rise of all these new windows through which we can see
and be seen. What has altered is the scope of opportunity, the target rich
environment and the ridiculous ease with which one can deceive and be deceived.
A lie by any other name is still a lie. And, as the high drama of the last
couple of weeks has indicated, the fallout for a lie can be as radioactive as ever.
The moral, of
course, is to have a care. Online environments are becoming increasingly
accepting and even encouraging to catfish, many of whom believe they are just
having a bit of fun. Anonymous pranskerism can be a heady rush for pimply geeks
in their pajamas. But if we aren’t careful, this emerging brand of
psychological vandalism may be the next common counseling concern as the
victims line up for help.
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